Forum Übersicht - Der Investor und die Arschkrampen Entenhausen

In wirtschaftlich schweren Zeiten müssen auch die Fußballvereine sich nach neuen Geldquellen umsehen. Da kommt ein Angebot aus Afrika gerade recht.

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Hello Dear,

I write to seek your partnership in handling of future Investment
in your country. My name is Mr. John Agatre, I represent the
interest of a former President of a small West African country,
name withheld, who wants to invest some huge amount of money
in a good profit yielding venture.

My client does not want to deal with the people he knew before nor
have this investment done with those that have done things with him
in the previous, thus he asked me to open a fresh contact with an
individual/company, capable of handling investment and who
will like to speak with me as regards to this.

If you would like to talk with me as per this matter, please write an
email to this email address: Agatre@Aggies.com and i will get back
to you with more details.


Best Regards
John Agatre

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Zum Glück sucht der bekannte Fußballclub Arschkrampen Entenhausen nach einem Investor und Mitbesitzer. Schließlich will man das Stadion für die Champions League ausbauen.

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Dear John,

sorry that I didn't reply earlier, I was on a business trip till today.
What kind of investment is your client looking for? You have to know
that I am a sports promoter, the representative of the Arschkrampen
Entenhausen, a well known football club here in Germany. The
chairmanship is looking for a new investor and a joint owner, because
they want to reconstruct the stadium. Currently it is too small for
all the fans, you can see it in the attached picture, and we want to
play Champions League in three or four years.
How many money does your client wants to invest?

Kind regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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Es sieht so aus, als ob die Arschkrampen Entenhausen einen Abramowitsch aus Afrika bekommen.

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Dear Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

I have received your reply to my first email to you,
i am happy to hear that you are willing to work with me.
I have also told my client that i have someone who is interested
in co-operating with our investment plan.

Anyway, my client, who happens to be the former president
of Guinea-Bissau (Ex-president Kumba Yala)will like to be very
silent in any investment that we will enter into with you, you
will have an absolute control over all matters concerning such
investment.

His areas of interest are buying up multi-national companies, huge
manufacturing companies and hotels. These must be long term profit
oriented with an existing sound management team in place. But as you
mentioned your football club,we will look into that area as well,get me the
required information below about yourself and the club.

Please send your full details immediately so that i can draft an agreement
between you and my client which we will all agree to before we can proceed
with this partnership. I will need to have the following details

1) Your full names and address
2) Nationality and age
3) Your company name and your position in your work place
4) telephone numbers,including cell phone.

I await your full details for the agreement

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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So schnell schießen die Preußen nicht, von wegen "draft agreement" und "absolute control". Das läuft hier alles über mehrere Ecken.

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Dear John,

first I have to correct you: it's not mine football club, I'm the promoter.
It's my job to find new investors and sponsors. So your draft
agreement cannot made with me, you have to made it with the
chairmanship of the club.
If you give me more details, I will suggest your offer to members of
management board.
Unfortunately you didn't tell me yet how many money you want to invest.

Here are the contact data of my company:

Gaga Sports Promotion
An der Märchenstr. 419
75419 Entenhausen

My phone number is +49 - 32 22 - 1555 xxx, but mostly I'm out of
office, so leave a message at the answering machine, I will call you
back.

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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John-Boy versucht weiterhin, die Gaga Sports Promotion einzuspannen. So wird das aber nix. Und für lumpige 30-35 Mille erst recht nicht.

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Dear Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

I have received and understood your mail but, we will like to place
this investment through you.Like i did mention in my last mail to
you,my client wouldn't want to be known through this investment
or any of his future investment.He opts to remain sillent and allow
you the investment manager manage things your way,so long as
the returns are fabulous.

If you totally agree with this,the investment amount will be made avialable
to you after we sign the agreement between you and the investor,after
that you can handle the discussion yourself with the club.You have to
stand before the club as their partner while representing the interest of
my client secretly without the world knowing that he is behind such an
investment.

The investment amount is within the range of $30 to $35 million dollars and
this amount will be made avialable to you in Spain,through the handlers of
the funds in question over there.If you accept this modality,i will forward to
you the draft agreement for your study and if satisfied,then you sign and return.
After that,you will be required to travel to Spain to have the investment capital
released to you and after that you can open discussion with the club where
you intend to invest the funds.

Since you are not always in your office,you can then call me on my hand
phone (so siehst du aus) at anything of the day or before 10.00 PM German time.My hand phone
number is +27717631766.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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Mit fippsigem Kleingeld gibt man sich in Entenhausen nicht ab.

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Dear John,

as I told you before, I am a promoter, not an investment manager.
I have a contract with the club and of course I will not handle any
money, that's the job of the club administration, not mine.
If your client wants to remain silent I can promise you, that the club
and me will handle the investment with the utmost discretion. Although
this is a little bit uncommon, in sports sponsors and investors mostly
want to get mentioned.

The sum of 30 or 35 million dollars is a trifle, and if you want an
investment in Spain you should contact the FC Barcelona or Real Madrid
(if you like I can give the mail address of Real's president, he's a
good friend of mine).

But if you're still interested in Germany, come back to me. I have a
meeting with the chairmen of Arschkrampen Entenhausen at the end of
the week, where I can present them your proposal.

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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Sieht so aus, als ob ich einen besonderen Dummbeutel an der Angel hätte.
Innerhalb von 15 Minuten hat er das Angebot von 35 auf 100 Millionen Dollar erhöht.

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Dear Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

I have read your mail and have also discussed your situation with
my client who in turn agreed that you should discuss this matter with
the chairman of your football club.As it is now,my client said that he
will be ready to place up to $100 million in the football club but it must
be a club that will bring good return in long term placement of such
capital.

Please forward the email contact of the Real Madrid Chairman to me,i
will like to have it,but that does not mean that i am not working with you.
I wait for your reply soon.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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Sofort zugreifen Cuchulainn, bei 100 Millionen wird es bestimmt ein interessanter Bait, ich lach mich jetzt schon weg ueber das was Du daraus machen wirst..

Zitat von aisha

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Sofort zugreifen Cuchulainn, bei 100 Millionen wird es bestimmt ein interessanter Bait, ich lach mich jetzt schon weg ueber das was Du daraus machen wirst..

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Mal sehen, wie lange er braucht um Vicente Boluda sein Investment unterzujubeln.

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Dear John,

thanks for your confidence.
I'm going to advance your proposal to the chairmen on Friday.
I will keep you up to date when they have made their decision.

The mail address of Real Madrid's president is vicenteboluda@*.*.
This is his private mail address, please treat it as confidential and
send him my best wishes.

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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So einen schnellen Mugu hatte ich noch nie, der antwortet im Minutentakt.

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Dear Bernd-Klaus Ackermann
I have received your mail and will wait to hear from you after you
must have discussed my investor's intention with your club chairman.

I have also received the email address of the real madrid's chairman
and will treat it as very confidential.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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Der versucht es wirklich...naja, wer hat was anderes erwartet?

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Dear Vicente Boluda

How are you doing today,my name is John K.Agatre and i was introduced
to you by Mr.Bernd-Klaus Ackermann.I will like to further discuss with you,
concerning investing in your club Real Madrid,i represent a former president
in Africa and my investor wants to invest in your club through you.

If you wouldn't mind,do forward your private phone number to me so that we
can talk.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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El presidente is out of office.

I will be back at June, 1st.
For urgent cases please contact the headquarter of Real Madrid CF.

Vicente Boluda
President
Real Madrid Club de Fútbol

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Der Vorstand der Arschkrampen Entenhausen ist begeistert von John-Boys Investment-Plänen und unterbreitet ein Angebot.

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Dear John,

this morning I have discussed your proposal with the chairmen of the club.
They are delighted about your investment plans and they told me to
offer you the following conditions:

- your client will invest the amount of 100 million US Dollar until June, 1st.
- with the money the stadium will be reconstructed to increase the capacity up to 70,000 spectators.

For his investment your client will get:
- 5% of all entrance fees as of June, 1st.,
- 100,000 US dollar for every match played in the stadium (or for every other event),
- 100,000 US dollar extra for every champions league match.

If you and your client agree with that, the club will send you the
contract immediately.
Please get back to me soon.

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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Er wird eine Menge Spaß haben. Oder auch nicht.

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Dear Bernd-Klaus Ackermann
Send the contract agreement and lets study and see if we agree
with it.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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Dokumente kommen natürlich nicht von Bernd, sondern vom Verein direkt.

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Dear John,

I will forward your ok to Ms. Hilde Hümpel-Obermüller, she is the
assistant of the chairman, Mr. Hans Wurst, and she will send you the
documents.

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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Hilde Hümpel-Obermüller sendet die Vertragsunterlagen an John-Boy.

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Dear Mr. Agatre,

attached you will find the investment contract (including the non-disclosure agreement and the all-monies clause) for your client.
I have marked all fields he has to fill with a red "X".
Please send the signed document back to me and keep a copy for your own and your client.


Yours,
Hilde Hümpel-Obermüller
Assistant
F.C. Arschkrampen Entenhausen 1902

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John-Boy beschwert sich bei Bernd (?), dass der Vertrag auf Deutsch ist. Was kann Bernd dafür?

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Dear Bernd-Klaus Ackermann
I have received the contract but unfortunately,we speak english and german and
will appreciate it,if we can have english version of same contract.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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Bernd hat mit Papierkram nix am Hut.

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Dear John,

sorry, I'm not involved in the paperwork, please contact Ms. Hilde Hümpel-Obermüller.

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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Ich erwische in letzter Zeit wohl nur die faulen Säcke. So langsam muss ich die Baukräne bestellen, aber bisher keine Nachfrage bei Hilde Hümpel-Obermüller aus Südafrika. Fragt Bernd halt nochmal nach.

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Dear John,

is everything alright ? Have you contacted Hilde Hümpel-Obermüller?

Regards,
Bernd-Klaus Ackermann

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Wirklich ein fauler Sack.

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Bernd-Klaus Ackermann
We need to have the agreement written in english,i have not contacted
any one because its you we know for now.

John K. Agatre
John Agatre & Associates
Suite 907, 4th floor.Bakers Bldg
144 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg CBD
Tel: +27792161814
Email: jkk5555@yahoo.com
Email: Agatre@Aggies.com

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